有史以来最大的阴谋，第二部分
1 分•作者: b112•3 个月前
你见过鸟打喷嚏吗？
我见过猫、狗、老鼠、松鼠、大象，甚至蝾螈打喷嚏。
但我从未见过鸟打喷嚏。从来没有。我曾在农场生活过，但从未见过我的朋友打喷嚏。从未。
这是我们被欺骗的证据！这是字面上的、真实的证据。证明我们被操纵了。被玩弄了。新自由主义控制的新闻媒体与多个共产主义政权勾结，他们的目标是制造恐惧和混乱，因为如果鸟不打喷嚏……
那怎么会有禽流感呢？
也许真正的意图是市场操纵。通过人为限制鸡肉供应，人们可以做空，大赚一笔。这也是一种伤害穷人的方式，因为限制食物供应会降低可负担性。选举可以瞬间改变，一个合适的梗，一个合适的韵脚。
想象一下，当这个消息传出去时？当真相大白时？
我们首先需要做的是解散美国农业部。这个机构一直是自由派精英的工具。如果你看到这种情况发生，如果你看到美国农业部有任何削减，你就知道禽流感是谎言。
（我真的预计在接下来的六个月里会出现这种胡言乱语，而且会更加荒谬，但同时又会被人们津津乐道。）
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