提问 HN:对于身心俱疲的老程序员来说,什么工作最好?
6 分•作者: nlowman•10 个月前
对于一个只从事过编程工作,现在无法再编程,而且也不太适合其他工作的人,你有什么推荐的职业吗?
例如,我找不到任何符合以下条件的工作:
行动迟缓、体型不佳、手眼不协调、关节虚弱且受损、无法听从指示、缺乏常识、不适合从事体力劳动。
对技术有创伤后应激障碍,并且想对其进行“末日审判”。宁愿尝试蹩脚地编写代码,也不愿与人互动或进行计划,但对编程感到厌倦和分心,并且会花几个小时回复别人和进行研究。
无法持续或在某些时期进行计划。对估算已经“身经百战”,宁愿坐着听,也不愿参与,但会定期抱怨或发表一些没人听得懂的小而重要的评论。记得一些细节,但无法听到或处理他们经常看到或听到的信息。
患有抑郁症、多动症、强迫症,自言自语,有些精神病,通常是神经多样性。同事们通常不想与他们互动或一起工作。
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What job would you recommend for someone whose only job has ever been coding, but who can no longer code, and really isn’t well-suited for anything else?<p>For example, no resource I’ve found finds a match for:<p>Slow, out-of-shape, no hand-eye-coordination, weak and damaged joints, incapable of following directions, no common sense, unreliable for doing manual labor.<p>Both has PTSD about technology and wants to doomstalk it. Would rather be attempting to poorly code something than interact with others or plan, but gets bored and distracted with coding and will get caught up responding to someone and researching for hours.<p>Incapable of planning consistently or ever for some periods of time. Has been-there-done-that about estimation and would rather sit and listen than get involved, but will rant periodically or make small important comments no one listens to, because no one can understand. Remembers some details but cannot hear or process information they see or hear often.<p>Suffers from depression, ADD, OCD, talks to themselves, some psychosis, generally neurodiverse. Co-workers often don’t want to interact with or work with them.<p>Must make a large salary.